Pretty Average Clubhouse Keyring

Because not everyone’s chasing gold medals and glow-ups. This pink motel-style keyring is your official invite to the Pretty Average Clubhouse—where the vibes are low-effort, the snacks are good, and mediocrity is more than enough.

With its retro-inspired plastic fob and embossed gold metallic lettering, it’s a tongue-in-cheek badge of honour for life’s professional underachievers. Pop it on your keys, your bag, or gift it to a fellow average icon. Comes backed on a branded card, ready to display or delight.

Key Features:

• “Lifetime Member – The Pretty Average Clubhouse – Mediocrity Guaranteed”
• Motel-style pink plastic keyfob with embossed gold text
• Matching gold-tone hardware
• Fob measures 88mm x 45mm (total length: 115mm)